The Man Who Battled Fake Traffic

The Man Who Battled Fake Traffic
The Man Who Battled Fake Traffic

Don’t you just hate being stuck in traffic? This stretch of road is extremely slow and congested, and all of the other cars obscure the ideal selfie lighting. We can all relate to this commuter who was tired of being surrounded by phantom cars on her way to work. Isn’t this a fantastic #mondaymood?

Cannon fodder for toddlers

Cannon Fodder for Toddlers
Cannon fodder for toddlers

This parent understands the value of a memorable holiday photograph. Instead of the same old stand-and-pose method, how about taking advantage of your surroundings? So, Timmy, get in the cannon because it’s going to be like Team Rocket on Pokémon.

The Excellent Mattress But Filled With Stuff

The Excellent Mattress But Filled With Stuff
The Excellent Mattress But Filled With Stuff

So, does “great condition” simply refer to the fact that the object is still recognized as such, or are we talking about the piece’s overall quality? This poster clearly doesn’t understand what we’re seeing because this bed isn’t doing so well. Is everything all right with you, sweetie?

Mount Rushmore Chokemore

Mount Rushmore Chokemore
Mount Rushmore Chokemore

Vacations with the family are challenging. Your mother always forces you to share a bed with your younger brother, who drools on your pillow, and you spend every day crammed into a small space with the same group of people. There are times when you want to… just strangle him in front of a revered American landmark.

A World Traveler Who Ignored His Backyard

World Traveler Who Ignored His Own Backyard
World Traveler Who Ignored His Backyard

Instagram influencers become popular because they persuade us to follow their lead and do similar things. This aspiring influencer simply wants us to travel the world, and he’s doing it all in front of the same fence in his backyard, which is a first for me.

Who Let The Dogs Out While We Were Taking Family Pictures?

Who Let The Dogs Out While We Were Taking Family Pictures?
Who Let The Dogs Out While We Were Taking Family Pictures?

It’s difficult to gather everyone for a family photo. You must plan schedules, prepare for the event, and make certain that everyone is awake and alert. It’s essentially the same as herding cats or herding dogs going to the bathroom in the background of your photograph in this situation.

Bae discovered me slipping in the monochrome.

Bae discovered me slipping in the monochrome.
Bae discovered me slipping in the monochrome.

He simply wanted to show us what a fantastic cuddler he was by standing in front of us with his blanket. As a photographer, he even set the scene by matching his green blanket to his shirt and bedspread, just like a true pro. His production designer career would be far more fruitful if he simply instructed Bae to cool the shots for a minute before getting up and moving around.

Stop it right now. Please be mindful of tacos and books.

Stop it right now. Please be mindful of tacos and books.
Stop it right now. Please be mindful of tacos and books.

Corporate marketing tactics are frequently so bizarre and devoid of any understanding of social media culture that we wonder if they are devised by actual lizard people masquerading as humans. Like this Mexican restaurant advertisement, which attempted to be “quirky” but was thrown out of a library.

Couch And Chair Set For Sale

Couch And Chair Set For Sale
Couch And Chair Set For Sale

Here’s a great Facebook sofa ad for anyone who wants to make their guests feel completely uncomfortable during their visit. Given that the couch and chair are not sold separately, it’s no surprise that the entire item is only £10. That comes at an extra cost.

Please calm down, Ronaldo. You’re making a fool of yourself.

Please calm down, Ronaldo. You're making a fool of yourself.
Please calm down, Ronaldo. You’re making a fool of yourself.

To say the least, my encounter with Cristiano Ronaldo was awkward. The world-famous soccer player was behaving like a total fanboy, which was extremely embarrassing. He probably had to move all of his awards, caps, and FIFA trophies out of the way to beg this poor man for a selfie. Sigh.

The Trigritude of the Leopard Shook Me
The Trigritude of the Leopard Shook Me

The “Trigritude” of this Leopard shook me.

If you don’t use the word “nigritude” in all of your business meetings from now on, you’re passing up an excellent opportunity to show others how confident you are. We admire this gentleman’s tigritude, but we must disappoint him by informing him that the animal in question is, in fact, a leopard.

Let’s make #TurtlesAreDumb Trend!

Let's Make #TurtlesAreDumb Trend!
Let’s make #TurtlesAreDumb Trend!

Jane Goodall, across the room, is delving into the questions that the rest of us are too afraid to ask. What exactly are the cause of turtles’ overdramatic internet behavior and straw choking? They watched the video and then looked down at their Starbucks straw, knowing deep down that it was all a hoax. Thank you for your scientific insight and for using such a great hashtag!

Oreos Stealed the Taco Bookmark, and I’m Offended.

Oreos Stealed the Taco Bookmark, and I'm Offended.
Oreos Stealed the Taco Bookmark, and I’m Offended.

Because they stole the taco post, Oreos has effectively put the nail in the coffin of my hypothesis that corporate marketers are all humanoid lizards trying to understand humans. Thank you for starting a trend that no one asked for and for convincing me to switch to Mr. Christie’s products.

Bae caught me slipping from two perspectives.

Bae caught me slipping from two perspectives.
Bae caught me slipping from two perspectives.

A few shots were taken inside because this guy’s babe was really into him working his angles. They even turned on the full flash in this car at night to get the photos, and he miraculously slept through it all. What a fantastic example of achieving relationship objectives.

Tinder’s Most Effective Weapons

Tinder's Most Effective Weapons
Tinder’s Most Effective Weapons

Imagine scrolling through Tinder and discovering your knight in shining armor, who also happens to be a martial arts master. This great swordsman, baseball player, and fire poker must have steel lips because that sword is foaming at the mouth.

Joker Nanananana

Joker Nananananana
Joker Nanananana

To be fair, this is a one-of-a-kind tattoo idea that deserves to be shared. The only problem is the attitude that brought it about in the first place. Nothing is more irritating than dealing with someone who has a “tough guy” attitude when we’re all just trying to get enough caffeine into our systems to allow us to blink with both eyes at the same time.

“Oh my God, Babe, stop trying to take my picture.”

Stop Trying To Take My Picture, Babe!
Stop Trying To Take My Picture, Babe!

If you’re going to stage a photo of yourself so that it appears to have been taken by someone else, you must make certain that no evidence is left behind. I’m not sure about a mirror in the back.

I Can’t Believe She’s Dating A Celebrity, And I Don’t See Anything Wrong With This Photo.

I Can't Believe She's Dating A Celebrity, And I Don't See Anything Wrong With This Photo.
I Can’t Believe She’s Dating A Celebrity, And I Don’t See Anything Wrong With This Photo.

You only get one shot at life, so live it to the fullest. So, if there’s a celebrity you’re interested in dating, go ahead and download Photoshop because you need to be out here #living it up right now! This young lady and her well-known boyfriend provide us with the inspiration we need.

A Bodybuilder’s Mother The Devoted Supporter

A Bodybuilder's Mother The Devoted Supporter
A Bodybuilder’s Mother The Devoted Supporter

You must have someone on your side who believes in you, no matter who you are. It is their responsibility to come to your aid if you fall. You’ll need your mother to capture those rippling muscles if you want to send a mirror selfie to a girl you met at Jamba juice.

Bae Caught Her Slippin ‘And Taught Her A Lesson.

Bae Caught Her Slippin' And Taught Her A Lesson
Bae Caught Her Slippin’ And Taught Her A Lesson

This girl desperately needs a new boyfriend who respects her privacy! Everyone gets tired of the paparazzi following them around and wishes to take a nap in peace now and then, right? He must learn some boundaries, which should not be too difficult because they do not exist.

The Email from an Ex-Stepmom That Needed Verification

The Email From My Ex-Stepmother That Needed Verification
The Email From My Ex-Stepmother That Needed Verification

We all know not to send angry emails, but we should also add being inconsolably thirsty to the list of things not to do. The stepmother should have double-checked the recipient’s email address before sending the message because this is an unusual way to reconnect with your ex-son. husband’s

After Bae Scratched Me, My Opposable Thumbs
After Bae Scratched Me, My Opposable Thumbs

After Bae Scratched Me, My Opposable Thumbs

We went back to grade 12 biology after being caught slippin’ by a cross-species bae to learn more about the relationship between cats and monkeys. Because it has opposable thumbs, a large intelligent brain, and the ability to take a selfie with its owner, this cat is unquestionably the missing link we’ve been looking for.

Because a classic is a classic, “Bae Caught Me Slippin'”

Because a classic is a classic, the bae caught me slippin'.
Because a classic is a classic, the bae caught me slippin’.

For those of you who have never heard of it, allow me to introduce you to the “bae caught me slipping” trend. Lovers post photos with the phrase “bae caught me slipping” to fool the internet into thinking their significant other took the photo while they were sleeping. To warn you, it never works, and we end up with these amazing selfies.

As a result of Facebook likes

As a result of Facebook Likes
As a result of Facebook Likes

The double-check should have happened the moment they decided to post their relationship problems on the internet. If these two need Facebook likes to have important debates, they should get their lives in order before discussing them on a comment board.

I am both a good and a bad cop, ladies.

I am both a good and a bad cop, ladies.
I am both a good and a bad cop, ladies.

One of the reasons this young man is so appealing is that we all enjoy a good mystery. In the blink of an eye, he can be the sweet musician dude we met at Temple Bar one minute and a Chad bro the next. Furthermore, he isn’t simply changing hats to complete this task.

I’m walking to school, Bae!

I'm walking to school, Bae!
I’m walking to school, Bae!

Not only is Bae grabbing those who aren’t paying attention, but he’s also rampaging through crowds of young people just trying to get to school with their cameras. Bae! Consider the consequences of your actions! The value of education and rest cannot be overstated.

She should take down the Justin Beiber poster the next time she tries hard.

She should take down the Justin Beiber poster the next time she tries really hard.
She should take down the Justin Beiber poster the next time she tries hard.

Remember when we were all young and naive and used Facebook to share the absolute worst crap we could think of? Do we want to photograph our eyes up close? Please consider my request. This young lady, who appeared to be hardcore with her cigarette and Justin Bieber poster, did not give the photograph a second glance, but her older and wiser self most certainly did.

Candied Pickles Exist in a Dystopia.
Can Candied Pickles Exist in a Dystopia?

Candied Pickles Exist in a Dystopia.

I’m sorry. You were just trying to have a normal afternoon, surrounded by normal people and eating normal food. You might want to reconsider your stance because one internet psychopath chose to skip the “should I post this?” thought and simply posted their candied pickle. I’d apologize, but you need to see what humanity is like firsthand before passing judgment.

Stop it, Dad!

Stop it, Dad!
Stop it, Dad!

It’s easy to believe that your parents are doing everything they can to make you look bad in front of your peers when you’re in middle school. She was correct in this particular girl’s situation.

I attended Christ’s Birth.

I attended Christ's Birth.
I attended Christ’s Birth.

This mother posted a photo of her family’s nativity scene on social media during the holiday season. She was, however, completely unaware that her children had replaced the third wise man with Yoda.

What's the Story With That Dog?
What’s the Story With That Dog?

What’s the Story With That Dog?

Your dog is doing something against the window there, and I need you to put down your phone and pay attention to what he’s doing. What exactly is he doing standing up? What exactly does he desire?

Baby’s Neurons, farewell!

Goodbye Babys Neurons
Baby’s Neurons, farewell!

No one wants to admit it, but we’ve all dropped our kids or had them hit their heads against a cupboard or something similar. Perhaps the kids would have had more brain cells if we hadn’t done it, but in this case, hindsight is 20/20.

It’s not as adorable as you thought.

Its Not As Cute As You Thought
It’s not as adorable as you thought.

This girl had kept this photo on her refrigerator for about six years because it was one of her first (albeit embarrassing) images with her partner. She then noticed a third person in the room with her.

He Photographed Butt Pics Before They Were Cool.

He Photographed Butt Pics Before They Were Cool
He Photographed Butt Pics Before They Were Cool

A pet can help you in a variety of ways: they make you feel loved, they’re fun to play with, and they enjoy cuddling. One of their less admirable traits is their disinterest in your photographs.

Weeee!

Weeee!
Weeee!

Sometimes all you want to do is take a cute picture with your girlfriends while riding on the boat. Then you unintentionally give the impression that the man in the background is riding on your shoulders.

But why, exactly?

But, why?
But, why?

I understand why you want your friends to brag about your brand-new haircut on social media. However, you should consider not having your naked partner take the photo in front of a mirror.

If you want, you can Photoshop the truth away.

If you want, you can Photoshop the truth away.
If you want, you can Photoshop the truth away.

Photoshop is increasingly being used by influencers to enhance their Instagram photos, which has practically become standard practice. While some may have checked the warped pier before posting it online, this one did not, exposing herself to the entire world as a fraud.

Not Your Ordinary Zoo Visit

Not Your Ordinary Zoo Visit
Not Your Ordinary Zoo Visit

You’re trying to take your child to the zoo for a fun day of learning about different animals one minute, and then you’re trying to keep them safe the next. The next thing you know, you’ve captured a photograph of giraffes mating.

Being a dog is demeaning.

Being a dog is demeaning.
Being a dog is demeaning.

In this case, you can’t hold it against the dog. He has a limited number of options for where he can use the restroom. You’re the one who went out into his yard and began conversing with him.

What if she finds out?

What If She Finds Out?
What If She Finds Out?

This could be the start of a horror film in which someone says, “Your roommate in the background is so funny,” and she responds, “I don’t have a roommate…” Or it could be a well-timed bathroom selfie.

It’s Time For A Tripod

It's Time For A Tripod
It’s Time For A Tripod

If you want to pursue a career as a fitness influencer, you should consider investing in a tripod. Alternatively, before taking any additional photos, try out your camera’s self-timer feature.

The Cave Doesn’t Have Any Bats.

The Cave Doesn't Have Any Bats
The Cave Doesn’t Have Any Bats.

Given that her phone obscures half of her face, it’s difficult to tell what this young lady was attempting to achieve with this photograph. What we can be certain of is that she did not like her reflection in the makeup mirror.

An Unexpected Reveal

An Unexpected Reveal
An Unexpected Reveal

It appears that this is karmic retribution. Even if you’re going to brag on Facebook about how you discovered your baby’s gender while keeping everyone else waiting, make sure it’s not written down on the ultrasound screen.

It appears that you brought this on yourself.

It appears that you brought this on yourself.
It appears that you brought this on yourself.

Their license may be suspended because they chose to read their mail and take a photo of it while driving at 40 miles per hour. It’s probably for the best that this person is no longer driving.

Is the person in the back okay?

Is the person in the back okay?
Is the person in the back okay?

We’re not sure why this photograph was taken in the first place. It did, however, emphasize that someone in the background might need a little extra help from an adult to concentrate in class.

“Let Me Assist You With That.”

Allow Me to Assist You in Making That Change.
Allow Me to Assist You in Making That Change.

We have the impression that we are intruding on a private moment between this Spurs fan and the athlete in front of him. Perhaps he’s just helping him out by tucking his loose tag into the back of his shirt.

Front Men in the Background

Front Men in the Background
Front Men in the Background

One of two things happened: either they were attempting to avoid a stray ball that had been thrown in their direction by mistake, or the man driving the cart had consumed one or more too many drinks. In any case, they’re about to be reintroduced into the firing line.

The lighting was simply too good to pass up.

The lighting was simply too good to pass up.
The lighting was simply too good to pass up.

Keep in mind that if the bathroom lighting is ideal for selfies, the lighting in the mirror is likely to be just as good. As a result, everyone became aware of the true nature of the situation.

The Robin Thicke Influence
The Robin Thicke Influence

The Robin Thicke Influence

Robin Thicke demonstrates his class once more; perhaps he should have kept an eye out for that mirror! Although the woman in the picture protests excessively, perhaps she would have if she had known this image would go viral!

Always keep an eye behind you.

Always keep an eye behind you.
Always keep an eye behind you.

If you look closely, you can see the outline of a man standing behind her. If you’re curious about what he was doing lurking in the background like that, look at his reflection in the upper right mirror! Creepy.

Maintain Your Hands to Yourself
Maintain Your Hands to Yourself

Maintain Your Hands to Yourself

We’re sure this couple didn’t plan on their friend being touchy with himself in the background when they decided to take a James Bond-style photo. We can tell they were unaware because the photo was posted on Facebook! We’re sure some Grandparents were less than pleased!

Family-Friendly Beaches

Family-Friendly Beaches
Family-Friendly Beaches

A beautiful day at the beach is always photogenic. However, the photographer could have taken a closer look before taking this photograph. The two behind this girl appear to be getting a little too young. Come on, beaches are great for families. Book a room!

Keep an eye out for mirrors.

Keep an eye out for mirrors.
Keep an eye out for mirrors.

Even though the background is a little sloppy, the person in this photo is dressed very respectfully. At the very least, at the front. If you look closely, you can see that the back of this man’s pants has vanished! We’re curious if he knew that the mirror would have captured this. We’d guess not.

Examine Your Background

Examine Your Background
Examine your background.

The girl pictured here possesses all of the talent and ambition required to become the next big rockstar. Practice makes perfect, and she spends all of her time practicing in her room. Not all of the time. She occasionally takes time to ‘wind down or relax. You can see for yourself how she does it in the background.

Get Up!

Get Up!
Get Up!

Get your mind out of the gutter. Someone’s foot is hanging off the wall! It’s your fault if you thought it was something else. Get up!

The Same, But Not the Same

The Same, But Not the Same
The Same, But Not the Same

This photo appears to continue the theme of the previous one. This one, however, is a little more realistic. We understand why you’d think what you’re thinking, but read the room! Except for a wardrobe malfunction, in what situation would that happen? But it’s still funny.

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